Three Times a Day on a Workday
I didn’t have too many close girlfriends, I always had close guy friends. My gay friend and I, we could talk about anything. And he loved it… how could he not? He’s a gay man talking about cock. Definitely good times. What made the sex good with one guy in college were the orgasms that were repetitive. An orgasm once a day – that’s boring. Multiple orgasms, like having sex for three hours and coming like five to ten times. That’s multiple to me. And then there is fucking coming hard when it keeps going and getting better and better.
During sex, I’ve said stupid things, I’ve said weird things, I’ve said rude things. But I remember once I was like shouting, “I am coming so fuck-ing hard!” It was just na-nana-na-nana-na. That to me is not multiple, that’s just one really good one. I consider multiple a few back to back, like we’re not getting up wandering around the house getting water. We’re fucking and I’m going to come until I say so. With that one guy, he would come and then we’d make out and he’d go down on me and then we’d fuck again. It was just non-stop, and he knew how to work my body so well. I don’t honestly know if he was just that good or if we had some sort of sexual connection. Honestly. Because I haven’t found that again.
Jack and I don’t have time to just lay in bed and fuck all day. And that bothers me because to me, that’s fun! I don’t think laying in bed and fucking all day is a waste of a day! To me, that’s like SWEET! To me, that’s better than I don’t know what, free ice cream at Ben & Jerry’s. Fuck that, I don’t need food, I don’t need anything. He can stay hard for a really long time and he’ll let me come multiple times before he will, which is really nice. And we can come together, which is really nice too. I mean, not all the time, but that’s something you don’t get with everybody.
I talked with him about how often I want it. In an ideal situation, before work, back from work, and before I fall asleep, so like three times a day. And that’s on a work day! And on my days off … It depends on what I have planned, but I could fuck all day. And I know that because I can fuck myself all day on days that I have off. Why not? Fuck myself before I work out, fuck myself while I’m working out. Why? Because I’m still fucking horny! And then later that afternoon, I’m still horny, so I’m like, “I’m just going to get off right now.” Because I can. I live alone, no one’s wondering what’s going on. My neighbors might wonder, but other than that, no.
I remember getting off in school, it was more of a stress release for me. I definitely get hornier when I’m under a lot of stress. So I’d be studying and take a get off break. I would do that 6 or 7 times during one study session. I did it to get my brain back, because as soon as this starts working, my brain can’t focus. She’s talking to me again, fucking cunt, arghh. Then I get off and she shuts the fuck up, then I’m hungry so I eat, then I come back to study, and then there she goes again! You gotta take care of that. I’m a firm believer you have to listen to your body. I want to make sure it still works, because I don’t want to lose that! If she gets all pissed, then it’s like, great, no sex for me. It’s a possibility.
Obviously my vocabulary is not as expanded as other people’s, therefore that’s why I use the word fuck so much, because it’s such a great word, and like I said, you can use it in any form. It can be a noun, it can be a verb, it can be an adverb, it can be an adjective. Past, present, future, babe. Fucking amazing.
Lolita, Midwife, 29